What's the Best Part of This Story?

There's a great story over at BBC News that has so many good elements that it's hard to determine what, exactly, is the best.

Is it:

(A) That someone mooned Hell's Angels?
(B) That said mooner used a puppy as a weapon?
(C) That said mooner escaped on a stolen bulldozer?
(D) That said mooner drove so slowly that he caused a five kilometer backup in traffic?
(E) This quote: "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.